It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

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Our Slow Release Tonic will change your life.

Stay within the Ballmer Peak! Just tip a few drops in your lunch beer and you'll be good-to-go all afternoon.

  • ​Tasty: Like a drop of sunshine
  • ​Valuable: One bottle lasts for months
  • ​Cool: Join the cool kids