It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
WE HELP DEVELOPERS AND ENGINEERS
Hit Their Ballmer Peak
It was discovered by Microsoft in the late 80's. The cause is unknown, but somehow a B.A.C. between 0.129% and 0.138% confers superhuman programming ability.
"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
Abraham Lincoln
HOW IS YOUR AFTERNOON CODING?
- Too caffeinated to center that div properly?
- Too buzzed to pick the correct sorting algorithm?
- Too much input from your pet on HEX codes?
It sounds like you need our slow release tonic. Just tip a few drops in your lunch beer and you'll be good-to-go all afternoon!
WHAT OUR DEVELOPERS AND ENGINEERS ARE SAYING
WORLDWIDE TESTIMONIALS
"The BeerThirty tonic has fundamentally changed how I code, and now my boss can't object to me having two beers at lunch!"
Mark Broadhead
Australia
"Our entire dev team benefits from being slightly buzzed all the time. Their filters are 100% off during QA sessions and we get gloriously blistering feedback"
Elevate Team
Europe
"I still prefer more beers and less tonic, but if I can ride that sweet genius coding wave a bit longer then gimme a freakin' monthly subscription"